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- tom moody 4-01-2006 4:05 am [add a comment]

Chopped Liver
(Sung to the tune of Moon River)

Chopped Liver, onions on the side
my social life has died, from me
my friends shun me, they out-run me,
the smell of my breath, is slow death, sad but true
My odors' twice as bad as beer,
and people who drink beer agree,
I know that my breath will not end,
always I'll offend, my halitosis friends
Chopped liver, in me.


- bill 4-01-2006 4:05 am [add a comment]