I remember this advertisement from when I was 10 years old. The advertisement was for "the new Capri Mark III Papermate Pen with the Piggyback Refill.


This is _______. He's an even tempered guy. Only two things make him mad. Golf.

(says a curse I could never understand)

And pens that skip.

"Oh that pigatalamic tigaloomer!"

He won't give up golf.

"Blast that flatterap!"

But he did give up pens that skip when he got a new Capri Mark III from Papermate. Now only one thing makes him mad. Golf.

"Dirty Whatsafrutz!"



- anonymous 7-09-2019 1:40 pm





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