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Last night I dreamed that I was sitting in an empty warehouse with George Bush and Condaliza Rice (she was white.) Condaliza was delivering a progress report on the administration's newest pet project; an altered version of Nicola Tesla's Earth encompassing electric grid. The Tesla grid was meant to deliver free wireless electricity to all of humanity, the Bush Grid is a wireless network that will allow the virtual takeover of the leaders of every country by locking into the electrical impulses of the human nervous system.
I was sitting on the floor, at their feet, tending to my task of repairing George Jr's favorite childhood toy: A wind-up tin "Death Cube" (think six sided Death Star) of Japanese manufacture. The toy was large, aprox 18" on each side, very intricate and badly battered from years of play. I was exploring the workings of an inner weapons compartment and wondering how the hell I was going to make the thing work when Condaliza kicked me in the elbow, prodding me to work faster.
George Jr: "Goddamn it Leeza, even the looneys will agree that we have to take over Canada when the Taliban hits us next....Hey Gomer, how's the toy?"