i would like to thank the universe for balancing out my unnecessary purchase of an $20 popcorn maker by giving me $20 of free groceries courtesy of a very confused or perhaps angry at the world fresh direct warehouse drone. admitedly my last jar of hoisin sauce mostly got old and crusty in the fridge before i threw it away but that double order of deli roast beef will quickly find a home in my stomach before moving on  to ultimately greener pastures. and how did they know i threw away a jar of honey not two days ago? only the even stevens up in the sky know the answer and i wont add to their workload to query them as i am sure they are woefully understaffed.

- dave 9-18-2013 5:14 pm

why did you throw honey away??
- Skinny 9-18-2013 5:28 pm [add a comment]

there wasnt much left, kind of smelled off and the top layer was decidedly brown.

oh, and it was that rooftop honey that you posted about in 2000 and then bill again in 2007. i thought maybe i had so i could date it, but its three or four years old for sure.
- dave 9-18-2013 5:38 pm [add a comment]

today i got an accidental second loaf of raisin pecan bread for free from the little boulangerie in essex market. it almost makes up for the noise downsta..... who am i kidding?

- dave 9-29-2013 12:56 am [add a comment]

bring the bread as a welcome gift and then you can mention the music.
- linda 9-29-2013 8:31 pm [add a comment]

smart smart. now what do i lace the bread with? and dont say kindness.
- dave 9-30-2013 12:13 am [add a comment]

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