the only thing more fowl than the culinary abomination below is 4.5 lbs of chocolate i need to rid myself of above. i didnt want it but i couldnt let it just be thrown away either. it was like the thanksgiving version of sophie's choice. i dont think it needs to be said that the former keepers are worse than nazis.


- dave 12-01-2013 5:36 am

its $75 not the $200 that was bandied about. so basically its shit. thanks for sending me out into the cold blustery night with a pile of shit on my back.


- dave 12-01-2013 5:44 am [add a comment]


seriously, like a nice box of chocolate truffles wouldnt have been more desirable?
- dave 12-01-2013 4:11 pm [add a comment]


Melt that f@cker down.
- bill 12-01-2013 4:28 pm [add a comment]


i am more a dark chocolate guy, luckly u did not get the white one
- Skinny 12-01-2013 4:49 pm [add a comment]


i think it is the dark chocolate one. that was the only picture i could find. and i would never have taken the white chocolate one. that is a sin against chocolate.

someone stopped by a few minutes ago and despite professing to like chocolate refused to take a chunk.

i have now hacked off the back half, put some in the freezer and some in a jar im gonna pass off to my neighbor.


- dave 12-01-2013 5:02 pm [add a comment]


The noisy chap down stairs? How kind!
- bill 12-01-2013 5:22 pm [add a comment]


  • no, my neighbors upstairs. i did think to chop the head off the turkey and nail it to the door downstairs as a joke but would require more effort than i am willing to give. and theyve actually been more quiet lately, or at least not home very often. i did consider giving them some chocolate but chunks of a turkey is a little insulting though i may give some to the chinese people on the first floor. theyre probably less discerning especially the kids. i put the classy in classism!
    - dave 12-01-2013 5:39 pm [add a comment]






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