Lifetime pasta at Olive Garden $500

by the month $100

sounds starchy…

https://m.olivegarden.com/specials/never-ending-pasta-pass

"Not currently available" hmm, up there with all you can eat shrimp.

I probably spend $100 a month on pasta at restaurants. $500 lifetime would be a good deal if it wasn't just for Olive Garden, though I seem to recall Skinny saying they're actually a good place...