that one is called The Schmatta. we honor our lower east side history.

10% off for tenement museum patrons!
- dave 12-10-2013 1:15 pm



Customer: What's "The Schmatta"?

Waiter: Nothing, what's the matter with you?
- jim 12-10-2013 2:43 pm [add a comment]


expect a cease and desist letter from the friars club unless the statute of limitations has run out on that joke.
- dave 12-10-2013 3:03 pm [add a comment]





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