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I know it isn't very patriotic of me to say this but I just got a peek of what I think is "Tribute To Light" and am underwhelmed. I imagined two pillers of light, with corners/edges sharp enough to cut glass, not a vague colored stain on the cloud cover.

A little girl and her mother passed me on the street.
Girl: Hey look Mommy? What's that?
Mother: (tepid enthusiasim) Oh huh, I don't know...
Girl: It's a stuck search light.

Maybe the designers and crew are just getting the kinks worked out in time for the eleventh.

- steve 3-10-2002 1:37 am [link] [add a comment]

favorite new store in Red Hook,
hope to be aquire some garden stuff soon....
- Skinny 3-09-2002 8:25 pm [
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favorite street name in Red Hook
- Skinny 3-09-2002 8:18 pm [
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The Persimmon came up in conversation yesterday. There is indeed a native a native version, but the ones you see in the markets are larger, and come from Asia.
- alex 3-08-2002 9:53 pm [link] [add a comment]

The bizarre story of the Collyer brothers has passed into NYC legend. The pathological hoarders are now the subject of a play. I guess it takes some poetic liberties with the actual story, but if the Voice and the Post both like it, it can't be all bad.
- alex 3-08-2002 9:06 pm [link] [add a comment]

The four types of drunken monkeys.
- alex 3-07-2002 7:08 pm [link] [add a comment]

shatner blogs, sort of. gotta love "shatnerdise." i bet he could get more by autographing his priceline stock certificates and selling them online than he could in trading them in the market.
- dave 3-07-2002 4:59 pm [link] [1 comment]

uk housing shortage encourages shorter housing
- dave 3-07-2002 2:07 pm [link] [add a comment]

i always thought it was "aint got no bird surfer ticket on me now."
- dave 3-07-2002 2:36 am [link] [1 ref] [2 comments]

"So says a report on the three cable news outlets by news analyst Andrew Tyndall for Terrence Smith's media unit at PBS' NewsHour With Jim Lehrer."


- dave 3-05-2002 2:09 pm [link] [add a comment]

The Jersey City public library gives free internet access in 30 min. alotments. (17 min's remaining.) This looks like it's going to work for me.
- bill 3-04-2002 3:55 pm [link] [1 ref] [7 comments]

She Never Read the Books and Dozed Through the Movie

"Now Mr. Cheney is Lord of the Rings, ruling over his very own Moria, an underground kingdom of bureaucratic hobbits and orcs." --Maureen Dowd, March 3 NYT editorial
- tom moody 3-03-2002 4:53 am [link] [13 comments]

Out on his axis.
- alex 2-27-2002 7:42 pm [link] [3 comments]

Another round in the Trojan War.
Troy reconstructed

- alex 2-27-2002 1:02 am [link] [1 ref] [add a comment]

That’s all, folks.
Animator Chuck Jones is dead.

- alex 2-23-2002 10:57 am [link] [add a comment]

I'm amazed and pleased to learn that Laura Miller, a muckracking journalist of many years (not the Salon book critic), has just been elected Mayor of Dallas in a runoff vote. Dallas is the heart of Bush Country, a city run behind the scenes by righteous conservative businessmen. Miller's in for the fight of her life, but that this can happen in Dallas, now, gives me hope that there may be enough populist anger about Enron, etc., to evict Bush and the other thieves come 2004. The odds against her winning were simply unbelievable!
- tom moody 2-22-2002 7:11 pm [link] [add a comment]

Oh, those tabloids!

When I saw the giant Daily News headline SARAH! I thought they were congratulating our friend Sarah Macfadden on her big jewelry sale to toney retailer ABC Carpet & Home, but our Sarah's not that big (not yet): it was surprise gold medal figure skater Sarah Hughes of Long Island. She's also on the front of the Post, under a big headline screaming MURDERED, which made me start, until I saw that it was an unfortunate congruence with the sad story of captive Wall St Journal reporter Daniel Pearl. You know these editors are agonizing over what is the real news. But the best line was on the back of the Post, where a picture of fallen favorite Michelle Kwan was tagged NO KWAN DO!

- alex 2-22-2002 3:45 pm [link] [3 comments]

I like the fractal tree. Very bauhuaroque!
- tom moody 2-21-2002 10:13 pm [link] [7 comments]

im listening to a radioshow which asked, "whats the worst tv spinoff of all time?"

1) The Ropers
2) Enos
3) Fish
4) Flo
5) afterMASH



they disqualified joanie loves chachi because they thought it too obvious. others mentioned were a jeffersons spinoff for the housekeeper, carmine apparently had one from laverne and shirley, three sanford and sons spinoffs, two whats happening spinoffs and gloria and archie bunkers place from all in the family. any favorites?
- dave 2-21-2002 8:11 pm [link] [1 ref] [1 comment]

whats the deal with ultra wideband, not to be confused with the average white band?
- dave 2-21-2002 4:00 pm [link] [9 comments]

Hey Alex, have you seen this: Patuxent Bird Identification InfoCenter?
- jim 2-21-2002 3:05 pm [link] [5 comments]

One Last Pathetic Lie from a Dying, Former Free Internet Service Provider

"AltaVista's free Web-based e-mail is the last of the portal-like services that the site offered, and, as many of you became aware of AltaVista's pure search focus, usage of the service has waned. As stated in our e-mail, the company will no longer support free e-mail after March 31st, 2002."

Translation: "As more and more of you saw flies hovering over our company..."

No, wait! I see what they mean. "As more and more of you realized how incredibly good the AltaVista search engine was getting, you guessed that email couldn't possibly be a priority for the company, so you began seeking out services for which you would have to pay." Right?

Or, maybe it means, "As our pure search focus improved, you began spending more time surfing the web and less time sending email..."

Hard to know which half-truth actually applies here. But hats off to the copywriter for such well-crafted BS.
- tom moody 2-20-2002 5:50 am [link] [add a comment]

timeline
- linda 2-19-2002 11:05 pm [link] [add a comment]

Welcome to the home of extreme ironing - the latest danger sport that combines the thrills of an extreme outdoor activity with the satisfaction of a well pressed shirt.
- dave 2-15-2002 4:12 pm [link] [1 ref] [add a comment]

geek love
- dave 2-14-2002 6:48 pm [link] [2 comments]