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Old Man Yells at Clouds
“I have to admit,” he said, “that I’m one of those people that still thinks the dishwasher is a miracle. What a device! And I have to admit that because I think that way, I like to load it. I like to look in and see how that dishes were magically cleaned.”
‘Today there is much focus on our rights. Indeed, I think there is a proliferation of rights.”
“I am often surprised by the virtual nobility that seems to be accorded those with grievances. Shouldn’t there at least be equal time for our Bill of Obligations and our Bill of Responsibilities?”
"And what's the deal with these pocket Victrolas I keep hearing about? How do you keep the needle from skipping?"
Okay, I made up the last one.
you might want tenure before showing this to your 3rd grade class.
I watched the "Face the Stephanopoulos" show that featured the Newt, whose clip leads off this clip reel. I LOL'd and LOL'd and LOL'd when George F. Will had to step in as the voice of reason.