I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of
Dental Floss
Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
That I can sell uptown
By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss
Well I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff
To somebody else . . . but then, on the other hand I would
Keep the wax
'N melt it down
Pluck some Floss
'N swish it aroun'
I'd have me a crop
An' it'd be on top (that's why I'm movin' to Montana)
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am)
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
I'm pluckin' the ol'
Dennil Floss
That's growin' on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss!
I plucked all day an' all nite an' all
Afternoon . . .
I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss
(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
He's a good hoss
Even though
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
Any way
I'm pluckin' the ol'
Dennil Floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I'm gonna find me a horse
Just about this big,
An' ride him all along the border line
With a
Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand
By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss
Well I might
Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin'
In the moon-lighty night
And then I'd
Get a cuppa cawfee
'N give my foot a push . . .
Just me 'n the pygmy pony
Over by the Dennil Floss Bush
'N then I might just
Jump back on
An' ride
Like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
zappa and the mothers w/ backing vocals Tina Turner & The Ikettes
spaghetti farm
the overnight sensation tour was my third concert.
…I saw that tour…
watched 200 Motels lately (on again tonight) thought it held up pretty well, assuming you were inclined to like it to begin with…
My first Zappa tour was the Grand Wazoo--he had a big band style setup where the musicians each had their own stand (?). Zappa conducted and played guitar. I remember he limped onto the stage because still recovering from breaking his leg(s?) after the famous incident where an "enraged fan" in the UK threw him into an orchestra pit.
I believe Grace Slick called him "the most intelligent asshole I know."
i saw one of the halloween shows at the palladium on 14th st 78' or '79.
I saw him at the Armadillo in about '80.
Sadly, I did sheetrock finishing in the office building that replaced the Armadillo World Headquarters. But previous to accepting the idea of legal employment, and in Austin I never accepted the idea for very long, I offered to some guys in the Armadillo beer garden something fantastic, and they turned out to be Bandidos or Angels and they told me (actually fairly politely) that I could not offer such things there because they were the only ones that could offer such things there. But to stay closer to topic, Mr. BCs oldest brother was at one time a highschool band director, in the 70s, and he had his kids play Zappa tunes.
to hear a tape of that! would rival langley school stuff.
yes, ask about any existing tapes!
Now his own kid's playing Zappa,
That kid has issues.
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- bill 6-08-2006 8:09 pm
spaghetti farm
- mark 6-08-2006 10:25 pm [add a comment]
the overnight sensation tour was my third concert.
- steve 6-09-2006 10:52 pm [add a comment]
…I saw that tour…
watched 200 Motels lately (on again tonight) thought it held up pretty well, assuming you were inclined to like it to begin with…
- alex 6-21-2006 6:15 am [add a comment]
My first Zappa tour was the Grand Wazoo--he had a big band style setup where the musicians each had their own stand (?). Zappa conducted and played guitar. I remember he limped onto the stage because still recovering from breaking his leg(s?) after the famous incident where an "enraged fan" in the UK threw him into an orchestra pit.
- tom moody 6-21-2006 8:17 am [add a comment]
I believe Grace Slick called him "the most intelligent asshole I know."
- tom moody 6-21-2006 8:18 am [add a comment]
i saw one of the halloween shows at the palladium on 14th st 78' or '79.
- bill 6-21-2006 1:04 pm [add a comment]
I saw him at the Armadillo in about '80.
- mark 6-23-2006 9:17 am [add a comment]
Sadly, I did sheetrock finishing in the office building that replaced the Armadillo World Headquarters. But previous to accepting the idea of legal employment, and in Austin I never accepted the idea for very long, I offered to some guys in the Armadillo beer garden something fantastic, and they turned out to be Bandidos or Angels and they told me (actually fairly politely) that I could not offer such things there because they were the only ones that could offer such things there. But to stay closer to topic, Mr. BCs oldest brother was at one time a highschool band director, in the 70s, and he had his kids play Zappa tunes.
- jimlouis 6-24-2006 5:09 pm [add a comment]
to hear a tape of that! would rival langley school stuff.
- bill 6-24-2006 5:24 pm [add a comment]
yes, ask about any existing tapes!
- steve 6-24-2006 5:59 pm [add a comment]
Now his own kid's playing Zappa,
- alex 6-24-2006 7:40 pm [add a comment]
That kid has issues.
- tom moody 6-24-2006 7:47 pm [add a comment]