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- alex 12-08-2016 7:58 pm [link] [1 comment]

every tree in nyc

- bill 11-28-2016 6:29 pm [link] [6 comments]

whos ready for more fun with the annoying shithead plumber? the kitchen drain pipe from my upstairs neighbors sink has sprung a leak somewhere between apartments (probably in mine) and is leaking inside the wall. so this one wont be an easy fix. not looking forward to it.

- dave 11-26-2016 8:34 pm [link] [7 comments]

Take a peak outside tomorrow morning at 6:00am (eastern) for the largest (i.e., closest) super moon since 1948. You won't see a comparable one until 2034. (Yeah, okay, 6:00am is just the absolute closest time, but it won't really matter to the naked eye exactly when you see it starting, oh, about now....)

- jim 11-13-2016 7:41 pm [link] [1 ref] [1 comment]

not sure but i think it might be baby having time at my upstairs neighbors apartment in a birthing tub about 10' above my bed. hearing what i imagine to be the occasional yelp along with an unusual amount of scurrying. my only question is what will be delivered first -- the baby or my fresh direct order? only one is guaranteed by noon. your move, baby.

- dave 11-13-2016 7:33 am [link] [1 ref] [3 comments]

come on, seaside. 

- linda 11-06-2016 10:15 pm [link] [add a comment]

parking lot tree

- dave 11-02-2016 5:54 pm [link] [1 comment]

A very good reason to buy Chobani

- mb 11-01-2016 2:03 pm [link] [add a comment]

Trump modeling himself on Charles Foster Kane?

- jim 10-28-2016 1:43 pm [link] [2 comments]

Caws and Cr-r-rucks in NY

- bill 10-26-2016 6:51 am [link] [add a comment]

oregon tornado today, maybe more

- Skinny 10-14-2016 6:52 pm [link] [add a comment]

1507 world map

- bill 10-13-2016 7:29 pm [link] [add a comment]

- erin

- steve 10-13-2016 7:07 pm [link] [3 comments]

moss reveals cadmium hot spots in Portland near artisan glass studios

- bill 10-13-2016 7:28 am [link] [4 comments]

randomly, also in the box with the fortunes was a medallion. i had no memory of a connection to it and was on the way to the garbage as i inspected it for the first time. appeared to be wrestling related. on the back is my grandfathers name, dave wolff, etched in. above that it says 160 Division, 1927 - 28. probably senior year of high school.

- dave 10-12-2016 11:44 am [link] [7 comments]

if there is any question what i ate in the mid to late 90s, the answer is apparently crappy chinese food. i have over 100 fortunes i cant seem to throw away to prove it. thankfully the internet was invented so i have a place to annoy others with the flotsam and jetsam of my very uninteresting endeavors. 

- dave 10-12-2016 11:07 am [link] [16 comments]

shark attack at Cannon Beach
- steve 10-12-2016 5:43 am [link] [add a comment]

- steve 10-11-2016 10:51 pm [link] [1 comment]

salt shed

- dave 10-11-2016 6:59 pm [link] [add a comment]

let there be laughter

- bill 9-24-2016 8:58 am [link] [2 comments]

last week: im just glad i wont have to deal with that handyman for a while...

- dave 9-19-2016 9:06 am [link] [24 comments]

non-actress circa 1944??

- dave 9-16-2016 7:31 pm [link] [2 comments]

i accidentally bought some percale pillowcases and have since decided that this is the only way anyone ever buys percale. have a different opinion? come at me, bitch! (sorry, thats the cinnamon talking.)

- dave 9-16-2016 10:07 am [link] [4 comments]

returning my air conditioner today. there was some high pitched rattle that had developed and it was within the 30 days that amazon would take it back so i swung into action. that primarily involved negotiating for an hour via chat to india in an effort to exchange for a new model at the same price (unclear at the moment if i was actually was successful) and procuring shipping labels, a box, bubble wrap and tape. i was worried about carrying the extra large box on the subway at near rush hour but was gifted with a near empty m train from home depot on 23rd st. 

but now im actively anxious as i await the doorbell as i have since i went out around 1130 when the ups truck arrived. i managed to slide the old a/c down to the ground floor and my new a/c was in the truck but the ups guy didnt want to take it until the truck was less encumbered. and i without dolly hadnt brought the 85 lb package to the truck nor was i interested in carrying away the new one. 

so i am at the mercy of the delivery guy. i assume he will attempt a delivery but im never sure he wont forget or fail in some way. also, i left the a/c by the door and i doubt it will somehow disappear into the bowels of chinatown but there is always that possibility. so lots of unnecessary anxiety just waiting waiting waiting to finish this task which then wont be finished until amazon honors the claims of an office drone half a lifetime away.

- dave 9-15-2016 2:54 pm [link] [3 comments]

more fun with plumbing. i wont complain about how long it took the plumber to engage with the project because he is here now or he was a minute ago. now he is out solving a problem i created for him although admittedly i thought it was the easiest solution and therefore cheapest solution which is turning out probably not to be the case.

all the pipes for my shower are outside the wall and probably pretty ancient. though who knows, maybe they were replaced 30 years ago. im told they are brass painted over with a matte silver finish though the finish has been unfinished for as long as ive been here and undoubtedly much longer. 

the final 3 foot pipe leading up to the shower arm (a term i just learned) and ultimatley the shower head had eroded at the juncture just above the hot and cold knobs. so it wasnt a plumbing emergency since there was no leakage, i just couldnt take a shower or at least not one very well as i found out this morning as i held the broken pipe in place as i attempted a quick rinse cycle. but as far as i could tell the threading on the female coupling was intact and only that the one stretch of piping needed to be replaced. the plumber in his hasty appraisal had just decided it was easier to replace the entire run of pipes including the faucets and the shower head, et al. should i have cared? probably not. was it likely something marginally less asthetically pleasing? i couldnt even say because he never brought it over for me to see, although he complained that he couldnt return it which seems unlikely as it was purchased today and is unopened. 

i never actually complained that he was replacing "an antique" for something lesser, but that is what he decided was my concern. i really was thinking of it as the simplest fix, as i said, and the cheapest. i left him alone to do what he would after he snapped at me for acting like his wife which he doesnt have. but in the time he was disassembling the shower arm from the wall he decided he would give it a go... without any real prompting. so he left and came back with the same poorly painted brass pipe with some fresh new threading on one end. i didnt even know that was a thing. unfortunately, the threading didnt match. he said something about it being female to female. i gave him a 'whaddya gonna do' look, and the answer was look for a connecting piece to join the two. is that a fitting? maybe?

so the buzzer just knocked me out of my stupor. next stage is upon us. im not gonna even bother to look in until he yelps in frustration or triumph.

- dave 9-09-2016 10:05 pm [link] [14 comments]