gimme coffee excess equipment sale. bill, i know you want that 1948 Spartan Manor Self Contained Espresso Business to go out on the road spreading the coffee gospel. wait, do you even drink coffee.
Quoting from Scalia's recent Fuck/Fuck/Shit/Fuck opinion, which is quoting from an FCC ruling ...

The Commission determined, moreover, that the broadcast was “patently offensive” because the F-Word “is one of the most vulgar, graphic and explicit descriptions of sexual activity in the English language,” because “[i]ts use invariably invokes a coarse sexual image,” and because Bono’s use of the wordwas entirely “shocking and gratuitous.”


I, for one, believe the FCC needs to get out more. If they had ever seen and heard Andy Dick describing a rusty trombone, I think they'd worry a lot less about Bono's "fooking brilliant".
canary emerges from pennsylvania coalmine with black lung, blacker conscience. i guess we should take it to the hospital?
Kindle 2 v. iPod Nano
why i dont cook much.

1) roast asparagus
2) saute veggies
3) boil water in electric kettle
4) transfer water to pot wait to "almost" boil
5) cook pasta
6) combine elements w/parmesan cheese

could be completed in 20min if done concurrently. will take close to an hour cooking one element at a time. and this is the simplest meal. not that i know anything more complex.
my continuing series of hastening death by cheese....
talk about buggy... very accommodating sort ultimately, and isnt that whats important in a relationship?
trying to get through last nights baby mammoth saga from nat geo (sure to be replayed. check your local listings.) but constantly sidetracked by bad puns and other inanities nobody cares about (like this post).

tonight back to a familiar topic - death of the megabeasts!!

my highschool facebook friend posted this project today, an open source content management thingy. . .
my "your MoMA" jokes:



well, your MoMAs so dumb it thinks Claes Oldenburg is a planter in the sculpture garden.

your MoMA is so dumb when sailing though the gallery it always gives joseph beuys a wide berth.

your MoMA so dumb, it thought Sol Lewitt was a french comedian.

rewatching lost as its rebroadcast on g4. think i just started season 3. completely forgot the locke as grower flashback. so many nooks and crannies.
sure tom and possibly others are well versed but new to me. steampunk primer primer...
bill macy weeps....
Meal of the year goes to Locanda Vini Olii last night!!
Spring fling: peas, peas and more peas followed by fava, fava and more fava,
amazing spring lettuce's, pasta's with spring onion, another with red mullet, ravioli with fava, super well prepared duck and fantastic chicken......
catch the weekend forecast?
Morel, Asparagus and Vegetable Frittata with Wild Ramp Butter
5 ways to use ramps
Asparagus with Wild Ramps
epic-ramps
Wild Ramps and Stilton Pie
ramps and red potatos
pickled or with cured pork
I honestly didn't think things would move this fast. It still may well come to nothing, but some of our former asshole leaders and their asshole legal staffs must be starting to sweat. That's a good start. And maybe I'm just naive, but it also looks like Obama might be ready to really put the screws to the Israeli government, vis-a-vis the Palestinian situation. I'm still pissed about Summers and Geithner and Bernanke , but man, there's a bunch of good stuff going down too!
By the time the war ended, home gardeners were producing 40 percent of the United States' produce. They aided the war effort by creating local food networks that provided much needed produce in their own communities, but their effect on the social fabric of the nation was greater still. Urban and suburban farmers were considered morale boosters who had found a great sense of empowerment through their own dedication to a common cause.
hannity/grodin into watersports
"we believe in god."
jj abrams at ted.

life after humans new series on history channel @10pm
bad unicorn tattoos
googling the future

Last night I had some of the best greens I've ever eaten: wintered over and bolted brussels sprout flowers (stems and leaves too) sauteed in olive oil with garlic and onion. They are amazing raw too. If you grow them be sure to let some bolt and flower