Dope is stupid fresh fly.

draft latte


not a fan.

us open started today. beautiful puget sound backdrop. first one ever in the pacific northwest if you dont count northern california. also, the course is unusual. similar to something you might see in britain. no trees, brown grass, lots of bunkers and crazy undulating greens. and prime time finishes here on the east coast.

another period

watched the first one. will probly watch more.

mom, can i have $200,000? i want to major in the comedic arts. no, thats not a joke. why are you laughing?

buried in that hbo story i linked to is a pretty good scenario for the next home for the most popular sportswriter/podcaster/tvhost/documentarian bill simmons who was recently fired from espn. hbo is a time warner property. he could have a weekly show there and curate a documentary series as he did at espn. time warner also broadcasts baseball on tbs and basketball on tnt which would greatly appeal to him and they own a popular sports but still raw site called bleacher report. his columns and podcasts would bring some welcome traffic and credibility as the site is built on the back of amateur writer enthusiasts. that actually fits well with simmons brand as he ushered in the era of columnist as fan subjectivity. whether he would try to recreate his grantland project, a sports-pop culture amalgam is another question to ponder. are you pondering?

who the hell is ready for some dental damnation? theres blood... theres gore... theres viscera.... theres... a bubble panel?

what isnt there?

cable glands.

and a story! im too lazy!

welcome to my world.

Insane. Us open cup timbers v sounders. 11 v 7, 3 red cards for sea. 30 min extra time. 3-1 por. nuts. 

so yeah, attack on titan. first anime ive watched in a while. was the biggest title of 2013. mostly engaging although i agree with the reviewers issues with it being overly emotive as the menace is palpable enough. seems like a problem often found in anime where they would rather allow the characters to scream out how theyre feeling than let the action and the character reaction speak for itself. but that just may be a stylistic choice that comes with the territory. the other problem he mentions is pacing but that is far less noticeable when you binge 25 episodes in three days.

not difficult to find as there are streaming anime sites abound.

Tesla model 3 $35k


hard to believe this has never happened before. kc royals fans (not exactly a large fan base) have been stuffing the all-star ballot box. every spot except centerfield is currently occupied by a royal.  i have no idea which if any are worthy but according to espn second basemen omar infante is batting .204 with zero homeruns and is ranked dead last among american leaguers at that position.

rolling huts in methow valley

block island A frame

black is black

square biz


socccapocalypse today. unfortunately i am without beinsports so the copa america is off my plate. but there are euro 2016 qualifiers. italy v. croatia is on espn at 245 est and the american women play sweden at 8 on fox.

We now have a pretty good idea of what hell sounds like, thanks to medieval sheet music painted on a sinner’s butt. This original contribution to human knowledge comes from Amelia, a music and information systems double major at Oklahoma Christian University. Late one night, Amelia and her friend Luke were examining The Garden of Earthly Delights, the surreal triptych by Hieronymus Bosch, when they discovered something amazing: “ written upon the posterior of one of the many tortured denizens of the rightmost panel of the painting which is intended to represent Hell.” Here's the result:

After she stopped laughing, Amelia decided to transcribe the notes and record the song based on what she knew of Gregorian-era chants.

This inspired wellmanicuredman, another blogger, to turn Amanda's work into a full choral arrangement: The 600 year old butt song has gone viral and Amelia's now working with her college’s music department to improve the accuracy of the transcription. Best independent study ever._GlobalPost

drip... drip... drip.... CRASH!!!

half my bathroom ceiling fell in.


tough day for british nonagenarian character actors. time did what the artful dodger and gandalf never could. rip fagin and sauramon. (look it up yourself, you lazy bastards.)

one week until its been a year since i had my last haircut. (i fact checked the date. it was during australias second wc game. remember that wonder goal by tim cahill?) can i keep procrastinating as i have for the last four months to push it past a year? my money is on yes.

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