from The Onion one month ago

 

blueberry scones

https://twitter.com/i/status/1251484608660557825

A MUST!

https://heated.medium.com/i-was-late-to-loving-canned-fish-8647790f8452
 

via mark bittman

Entire US weekend boxoffice
 

mostly overpriced but a few gems and just fun to see what available. special today. dont know if thats today indefinitely. can get 2 dozen ess-a-bagels delivered for $59.

im maybe a musical liker at best but appreciate the effort here.

Flawless (KETO) Ribeye

Watching Better Things. Is got LouisC K finger prints all over it

Contact free delivery from one of Portland finest.......trunk to go!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=22mt0cVyW5c&feature=youtu.be
 

if you have the stomach for it. Otherwise, remain indoors.

California Governor

Going to restaurants will be different. "You may be having dinner with a waiter wearing gloves, maybe a face mask," Newsom said. "Dinner where the menu is disposable, where half the tables in that restaurant no longer appear, where your temperature is checked before walking in. These are likely scenarios."

Happy Easter. 

https://youtu.be/DYVPHFccBlo
 

drivers seat 1974 Liz (looking later in life, Elvis), Warhol

 

this was recommended by a friend. On amazon prime too. Never heard of it, but... I'm going in.

Some sports are slower, more about strategy.

https://nerdist.com/article/mort-drucker-mad-magazine-died-age-91/
 

RIP Mort Drucker MAD

when your social media guy goes off script.